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Bollox to Me Time

“Being a parent involves being told off and disrespected on an hourly basis. I have tried throwing drinks in my children’s faces, but it is simply a waste of pinot noir.” – See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/me-time/#sthash.mM5Gsua9.dpuf Advertisements

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How long and how far does bedtime take?

Tonight I face booked about… The particular-ness of a certain member of my family has lead me to take on either the persona of a robot, or silver service waitress in order to make light of his masters incessant, irrationally … Continue reading

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My Kid Chaos: Introducing Brutus, Rent-a-Kid and Madame Buble

The toddler, Brutus, as we affectionately call him, is a heavyweight. He weighs a ton, has a very good aim and doesn’t know his own strength. Strong minded, particular and yet incredibly cute. Typical toddler tendencies. They are constant source … Continue reading

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